Some Mathematical Graffiti--Part 1

Statistics means never having to say you are sorry.

Smoking is the principal cause of statistics.

A statistician is someone who can have his head in the fridge and his feet in the fire and claim that on average he's feeling fine.

2 + 2 = 5 for large values of 2.

Decimals have a point.

A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

Don't drink and derive.

Is a lemma which proves two facts a dilemma?