Some Mathematical Graffiti--Part 2

Old mathematicians never die, they just become symbol minded.

Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.

Really, they took gullible out of the dictionary.

You are like the denominator of a fraction, the greater you think you are, the less you really are.

Math illiteracy strikes 8 out of 5 people.

Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)²]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]

To be or not to be - that is the square root of 4 b².

Old teachers never die; they just lose their class.