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Unfortunately, This Is True...And It Hurts!


Dispatcher: Nine-one-one, what's the nature of your call?

Caller: I'm trying to reach nine-eleven, but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.

Dispatcher: This is nine-eleven."

Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one.

Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am. Nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.

Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

Actual transcript of a 911 call

Source: Leland Gregory's What's the Number for 911?