Dispatcher: Nine-one-one, what's the nature of your call?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine-eleven, but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine-eleven."
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one.
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am. Nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Actual transcript of a 911 call
Source: Leland Gregory's What's the Number for 911?