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Two Groans = One Smile

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.





TEACHER: Susan, what is the chemical formula for water?

SUSAN: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SUSAN: Yesterday you said it's H to O.