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No Remedy

Teacher: "Johnny, why are you scratching your head all of the time?"

Johnny: "I've got mathematics bugs in my hair."

Teacher: "Why do you call the bugs mathematics?"

Johnny: "Because they add to my misery, they subtract from my pleasure, they divide my attention, and they multiply like mad."