Statistics means never having to say you are sorry.
Smoking is the principal cause of statistics.
A statistician is someone who can have his head in the fridge and his feet in the fire and claim that on average he's feeling fine.
2 + 2 = 5 for large values of 2.
Decimals have a point.
A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
Don't drink and derive.
Is a lemma which proves two facts a dilemma?