Question: What did they say to Archimedes before he had a bath?
Answer: You reeka!
Question: How does a statistician count sheep?
Answer: He counts their legs and divides by four.
Have you heard about the girl who failed her examination on coordinate geometry because she spent all her time at the races?
She put de horse before Descartes.
Question: What is the difference between an applied mathematician and a pure mathematician?
Answer: An applied mathematician has a solution for every problem while a pure mathematician has a problem for every solution.
Question: What is the oddest prime number?
Answer: Two, because it is the only even prime number.