Some Daffynitions

Algorithms: A band that features a former Vice President

Asymptote: How the farmer got his lame donkey home

Bias: Two words parents hear alot in a toy store

Binomial: How to make it a cheap date

Coincide: What we should do when it rains

Euler: A Jiffy Lube employee

Hypotenuse: An occupied toilet on a flying airplane

Law of Sines: Stop, Yield, Reduced Speed, Curve Ahead, No Passing

Polygon: Result of bird flu

Protractor: Farm machinery not to be used by novice farmers