Polly Dent is watching the television news with her husband Stu Dent when the newscaster says "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
Polly starts crying to her husband Stu, sobbing "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!"
Confused, Stu Dent says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."
After a few minutes, Polly, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
Source: D.M. (Eugene, OR)