A Set of Five Groaners
Question 1: What is the difference between a new penny and an old quarter?
Answer: 24 cents.
Question 2: Where can you buy a ruler that is 3 feet long?
Answer: At a yard sale.
Question 3: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?
Answer: Otherwise it would be a foot.
Question 4: Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?
Answer: Because it multiplied by dividing.
Question 5: What makes arithmetic hard work?
Answer: All those numerals you have to carry.