Five More Groaners
Question 1: What kind of pliers do you use in arithmetic?
Answer: Multipliers.
Question 2: What is a forum?
Answer: Twoum + twoum.
Question 3: What happens when you cross a friend and a calculator?
Answer: You get a friend you can count on.
Question 4: Why didn’t the Romans find algebra challenging?
Answer: Because X was always 10.
Question 5: What do you get if you combine the discoveries of Einstein and Pythagoras?
Answer: E = mc^{2} = m(a^{2} + b^{2})
