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Five More Groaners

Question 1: What kind of pliers do you use in arithmetic?

Answer: Multipliers.

Question 2: What is a forum?

Answer: Twoum + twoum.

Question 3: What happens when you cross a friend and a calculator?

Answer: You get a friend you can count on.

Question 4: Why didnít the Romans find algebra challenging?

Answer: Because X was always 10.

Question 5: What do you get if you combine the discoveries of Einstein and Pythagoras?

Answer: E = mc2 = m(a2 + b2)