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And Even Five More Groaners

Question 1: What do you have to know to get top grades in geometry?

Answer: All the angles.

Question 2: Why was the obtuse angle upset?

Answer: Because he was never right.

Question 3: What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle?

Answer: Nice legs!

Question 4: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?

Answer: A high-pot-in-use.

Question 5: Why is math a violent subject?

Answer: Because it has mean values, cross products and warring fractions.