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The Math Test

By: Zane Goldenberg Dietz

Oh no.
I'm screwed.
Why didn't I study?
I blankly stare at Question Three.
I feel it staring back at me.

I feel my heart pounding in my chest.
I despise this dumb algebra test.
I wonder how long it'll take
Before my hands begin to shake.

What could the answer be?
Is it "line of symmetry"?

Y is π so complex?

Polynomial? More like "Idunnomial."

Who ever cared about 2x2?

Calculus is so ridiculus.

Geometry makes me vomitry.

Why is tangent so abhorrent?

And I'm not fanatical about the radical.

Then, it hits me.
The answer is Three.
I let out a big sigh.
The answer all along was blueberry π.

Source: http://rationalmathed.blogspot.com/2009/06/math-test-poem.html