By: Zane Goldenberg Dietz
Oh no.

I'm screwed.

Why didn't I study?

I blankly stare at Question Three.

I feel it staring back at me.

I feel my heart pounding in my chest.

I despise this dumb algebra test.

I wonder how long it'll take

Before my hands begin to shake.

What could the answer be?

Is it "line of symmetry"?

Y is π so complex?

Polynomial? More like "Idunnomial."

Who ever cared about 2x^{2}?

Calculus is so ridiculus.

Geometry makes me vomitry.

Why is tangent so abhorrent?

And I'm not fanatical about the radical.

Then, it hits me.

The answer is Three.

I let out a big sigh.

The answer all along was blueberry π.