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Rah for Ratios


Teacher: If it took six pigs two hours to eat all the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs?

Billie: None, because the six pigs had already eaten all of the apples.

Source: S. Parenteau's 100+ Super Pig puns, Jokes, and Riddles, Scholastic, 1981