Stu Dent: Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
Polly Dent: Joseph, because the Pharoah made him a ruler.
Polly Dent: What is the best-looking geometric figure?
Pepso Dent: Acute angle.
Pepso Dent: If it takes 12 one-cent stamps to make a dozen, how many six-cents stamps does it take to make a dozen?
Stu Dent: 12.