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I'm Glad I Teach Mathematics!

Some actual student bloopers...

Q: What is the plural of potato?
A. Turnip.

Q. Give the opposite of "filly."
A. Empty.

Q. Give the opposite of woe.
A. Giddyup.

Parasites are the inhabitants of Paris.

Q: Name the five continents.
A: a, e, i, o, u.

Q: Name a cow that gives a lot of milk.
A: Daisy.

Source: V. Shanley's Classic Classroom Clangers, 2000