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Students In Need of Some Science Review....Or a Brain!

The light passes into the eye through the lens and is focused on the rectum.

Germans are so small that there may be as many as one billion, seven hundred million of them in a drop of water.

Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.

Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and hydrogin.

Vacuum: A large empty space where the Pope lives.

Source: V. Shanley's Classic Classroom Clangers, 2000