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You Should See the Ones I Did Not Share...3,498 of Them!

Recently, I completed reading Gerald Lieberman's 3,500 Good Jokes For Speakers (1975), with the hope of finding some new humor. Alas, it was a painful read, as few of the jokes were humorous. But, I did find two that were useful in a mathematics context and I offer them in revised form.

Joke #1:

Cubic: An equation from Cuba.

Joke #2:

"Whaddaya yappin' about? screamed the drunk at his complaining wife. "I got in a quarter of twelve."

"You did not, you drunken louse," said lovey. "I heard the clock strike three."

"Well," he cooed. "Ain't three a quarter of twelve?"