Creating Little Performers!
Kids are so deflatable.
One little kid came up to me and said" I'm the greatest counter on the block. I'm the greatest counter in the city. I'm the greatest counter in the world! 1 - 2 -3."
I said, "Go on."
He said, "There's more?"
Source: Robert Orben's 2500 Jokes to Start 'Em Laughing, p. 38