Small Town News Confuse
Some actual statements taken from small country newspapers...
Mathematicians may deny it, but it is possible for certain well-arranged sets of curves to make a triangle.
Mathematics or not, the total can be more than the sum of the parts. The beauty of her hair, plus the beauty of her eyes, plus the beauty of her skin, etc., are not nearly the equal of the beauty of the girl herself.
North Canaan, CT