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HUMOR: Helps Understand Many Off-hand Remarks
Some of you may be into computer humor. To provide a taste, consider these computer acronyms...especially you old-timers.
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can't See It
DOS: Defective Operating System
BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in months
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
WWW: World Wide Wait
PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
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