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Mathematical Daffynitions

Definition #1

Fence: The difference between one yard and two yards.

Definition #2

Statistician: A person who believes that if you put your head in a furnace and your feet in a bucket of iced water, on the average you should feel reasonably comfortable.

Source: J. Braude's Treasury of Wit and Humor, 1964.