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Two Corny Student Interactions

Teacher: Seymour, you copied from Elmo's paper, didn't you?"

Seymour: How did you find out?

Teacher: On question #7, Elmos' paper says "I don't know," and your paper says "Me neither."

Hector: I've added these figures ten times.

Teacher: Good work!

Hector: And here are my ten answers.

Source: J. Rosenbloom's 696 Silly School Jokes & Riddles, 1986