Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7?
He puts down the three and carries the one.
Teacher: Stella, take 932 from 1,439. what is the difference?"
Stella: That's what I say--what's the difference?"
Dit: My dog is great at math.
Dit: Ask him how much is two minus two.
Dot: But two minus two is nothing!
Dit: That's what he'll answer--nothing!