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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Teacher: Stella, take 932 from 1,439. what is the difference?"

Stella: That's what I say--what's the difference?"

Dit: My dog is great at math.

Dot: Really?

Dit: Ask him how much is two minus two.

Dot: But two minus two is nothing!

Dit: That's what he'll answer--nothing!