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Actual Responses to Test Questions

Q: What is a parabola?
A: A very horrible disease that monkeys carry.

Q: What is a liter?
A: A nest of puppies.

Q: Define a triangle.
A: A circle with three sides.

Q: When did the founding fathers draft the constitution?
A: It was a second round pick, right after LeBron James.

Note: Thanks to M.T. (WWU) for sharing this book of unfortunate humor.

Source: R. Benson's F for Effort. 2012.