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More Actual Responses to Test Questions

Q: To change centimeters to meters you....?
A: Take out centi.

Q: Write two hundred thousand in figures.
A: Two hundred thousand in figures.

Q: There are 300 students in the 10th grade.
Mary and Mark want to find out the 10th grade's favorite color.
Mary asked 30 people.
Mark asked 150 people.
Mark says: "My conclusions are more likely to be reliable than Mary's."
Why does Mark think he is right?
A: Because Mark is a man.

Q: Over the last 50 years there has been a significant change in the concentration of carbon dioxide. Give a reason for this.
A: It's easily distracted.

Note: Thanks to M.T. (WWU) for sharing this book of unfortunate humor.

Source: R. Benson's F in Exams. 2011.