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Neighborhood Watch

A statistician, a biologist, and a mathematician are all retired, sitting daily on a park bench and watching this house. Two people walk into it, and the next day three people walk out. so the statistician shakes his head and says, "Let me recheck my figures." The biologist says, "Wow! This species has an incredibly fast reproduction rate." The mathematician says, "Well, if one more person goes in, the house will be empty."