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Best If Read Aloud.....

Two local farmers were walking down the hiking path together.

Henrietta remarked, "Say, Pete, have you heard how this "new math" can make you rich?"

Pete replied, "Nope."

Henrietta added, "Well, what do you get if you add sixty female pigs to forty male deer?"

Thinking quietly to himself for over a minute, Pete finally shook his head in frustration.

With a twinkle in her eye, Henrietta concluded, "Well, if you use the new math, sixty female pigs and forty male deer add up to a hundred sows and bucks!"