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Multiplying Cows

A local news reporter was interviewing a local rancher for a story on ranching.

The reporter: "Say, Hank, how many cattle do you have grazing on your range?"

Hank replied, "458."

One day later, the news reporter called Hank to do a double-check on the data in the story.

The reporter: "Now, Hank, you said you had 458 cattle grazing on your range, right?"

Hank: "Not true, I have 500 cattle."

Confused, the reporter asked for clarification: "But yesterday you said that you had 458."

Hank: "That's right...but that was before I rounded them up!"