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Consider this recent ad on Craigslist:
High Profile University Graduates?
$100 (Birch Bay/ Blaine/Bellingham)
Looking for any high profile school graduates... The more you spent on school the better... Yale or Harvard Graduates a plus but will concider (sic) any USC graduates provided they had 4.0 gpa.
I need a 4.0 student or close to it to be my assistant... Can't have anything less working for me...
Good strong back is a must...
Experience in doing everything that a boss tells you to do is also a must...
Job Pays $100. a week to start...
Only taking 300 applications for this job so hurry!
Guess that's the value of an deflated GPA...$100 a week! Did I "consider" applying?...no one will never know!