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2GETHER

Recently came across some strange song lyrics that are a painful play on number word usage. Performed by the group 2gether as part of MTV's first made for television movie (2000), a spoof of the rising boy bands. Somehow I missed that movie gem...as well as this song if it got any play time elsewhere. Nonetheless, here are the words for your "pleasure"...you will have to improvise the proper melody and gyrations.

5GETHER

Its 2gether
Whoa ohhh
Its 2gether Whoa

Number 2 G - E -T -H -E -R the cd you play in your car
drive to try to blow that star
like Tiger Woods we take strokes underpar
So tell me how far you could get
At the superstar sideshow that aint it
dont throw no fit
Just ride on the energy
Its 2gether from now until infinity

We are 5
2gether
we do our thang babby
5gether
we are 5
2gether
we do our thang
baby
5gether Yeah

See all the girls with their hands in the air
You can tell by the screams this aint lilith fair
we in a world now 2g's dragon lair
and we'll take off our shirts if you double dog dare.
Splittin' my pants as I sit in the chair
revenge of the nerds funny hollywood squares
Trippin' skippin' to my little hooch
Choo choos comin' thrus fast on the rail

We are 5
we do our thang baby
and sing
we are 5
2gether
we do our thang
baby
and sing

Yeah Yeah

rub a dub dub sweet love in the tub
we're here to hug kiss and give ya back rubs
Had to scratch our way up from down in the mud
we werent discovered in no mickey mouse club
Playin our dub
lookin' for a deal
we're 2 for real with 5 on the bill
5 on the court championship
Just cant eat one of these potato chips
because the flavor hits as it rubs your hips
through the eye of People sequel equal to none
2gether thats the peeps
job done

"If theres gonna be 5 of us, why not call us 5gether?"
AH AH AH AH AH
AH AH AH AH AH

We are 5
2gether
we do our thang baby
and sing
we are 5
2gether
we do our thang
baby
and sing
We are 5
2gether
we do our thang baby
and sing
we are 5
2gether
we do our thang
baby
and sing

This is a new math fool where 2 to the G breaks all the rules
And 1 times 5 is 2, 5 times the noise comin' back at you
This is a new math fool where 2 to the g breaks all the rules
and 1 times 5 is 2, we're 5 times the noise
comin' back at you

We are 5
2gether
we do our thang baby
and sing
we are 5
2gether
we do our thang
BABY
and sing
We are 5
we do our thang BABY
and sing
we are 5
2gether
we do our thang
baby
and sing
We are 5
we do our thang baby
and sing
we are 5
2gether
we do our thang
baby
and sing


My final note: I know...I thought the song (or the pain) would never end as well! Hard 2 imagine that some1 actually wrote this song...and probably sat in an algebra class.