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Dog Algebra

A new step in inanity has been taken. No longer is the dog eating the algebra homework, it is doing it!

Consider this new book:

The key equation is: When Cat = 100 and Hotdog = 4, will the dog take his focus off kitty, especially if he's not hungry?

I kid you not...the book "solves the equation" via a simple, straightforward, natural, and effective way to train your dog effectively when positive reinforcement (e.g. food) does not seem to work.

In the author's approach, the algebraic task is to solve for G where G = Good Dog!

And now we await the sequels...Dog Geometry, Dog Trigonometry, and Dog Calculus....Ooops, the latter has already occured via Elvis the Welsh Corgi.